Narrator: Last time Splash Warfly was about to bite the dust just like everyone else... Splash: Oh crap, I...am...screwed... Calorn: Ha! There is nothing and no one with the power to stop theis robot! Say, nighty night! (The giant robot fires at
Splash and finishes him... or does it? Later, in an underground base...) Snipe: uh, huh? Where am I? Fooshan: So, you have finally awakened huh? Good. Hyenard: Hey! Just what is going on? Tool Stingray: Just look around you! (Red Alert looks around the large facility only to see Megaman team memebers and teams
from all the Megaman games and some not even Megaman hanging from the walls by chains!) Gauntlet: Hey, you guys are finally awake. So, you got your butts beat down too? Snipe: Yup. Gary: Hey, where is your Wind Crowrang that recently joined your team? And the Ride Boarski? Splash: Ah crap! Ride Boarski is still back at the base! They're probably waiting for us back at the base! (Meanwhile,
at the base...) Ride: Hey, hello? Anyone home? Huh.(Walks toward the bathrooms.) Huh? What's that sound?(Boarski puts his ear against the
ladies room door.) Lady: Take that you pervert! Greyring: Jerry, I choose you! Use Thundershock on these people! Jerry: I'm not a Poke'mon! forget this. I'm leaving!(Jerry walks out and for a breif second, Ride sees Greyring getting pummled!) Ride: Woah! Thats, Greyring. The other new guy. I'd better help him!(Ride Boarski busts through the door.) Ride: Take this! He throws a wheel at them and sees that they are actually robots!) Robot Lady: Kill-him.(The robots fire
but miss from his speed! Ride frees Greyring and Greyring transforms into Wind Crowrang!) Crowrang(The real one): Lets take them down! (Crowrang and Boarski use a double attack on them all, wheels creating many
mini cyclones!) Crowrang: Come on! Theres no time to explain! We have to find the evil doers! (Back at the facility...) Tonion: So, who exactly are you guys? Beetlechan: We are... Entire enemy team: Checked Out! Snipe: No seriously, who are you? Beetlechan: Thats who we are! Calorn: CALORN! Fooshan: FOOSHAN! Tool Stingray: TOOL STINGRAY! Beetlechan: BEETLECHAN! Stookle: STOOKLE! Dudeman: DUDEMAN! Trap Tomcat: TRAP TOMCAT! Jimi Hendrix: JIMI HENDRIX!
Flame Mammoth: Wait, why is Jimi Hendrix with you? Tool Stingray: Thats a part of our plan... with the rebirth of his music, people will buy our tickets and the show will actually
hypnotize everyone! Dudeman: But we don't have that technology yet... Trap Tomcat: Shut up Dudeman... Dudeman: Sorry... Hyenard: Wait, if Jimi Hendrix is a GOOD GUY, then why is helping you guys? Jimi Hendrix: They got the goods... Snipe: But isn't that what killed you? Jimi Hendrix:... lets go guys. We need to prepare. Fooshan: Right, Calorn. You stay here and keep guard. Calorn: Don't worry. They don't know this robots weakness... Crowrang: Yeah, but thanks to your blabbing I heard back at the base when you captured me, I do! Calorn: NO! How did you escape? Crowrang: Yes we beat them, but then one more kicked our butts. But then Jerry saved us! Jerry: Your going down! Everyone but Calorn: HOORAY! Jerry will save us!!!! Crowrang: Actually, its wind in the form of a blade that can kill the robot. Everyone: Aw... Crowrang: Time to finish this guy! Boarski, free evryone while I do this! (Ride frees everyone as Crowrang destroys the
robot and Jerry gives Calorn a good beat down!) Calorn: NO! My precious robot! Jerry: Take this!(Destroys Calorn with some exploding cheese.) Crowrang: Hmph, c'mon. Lets go. Snipe: But what about Checked Out? Boarski: We'll get them, don't worry! Nightmare: Well, until Jimi Hen... Needlegal: Hey... this isn't ours. You do that at home! Nightmare: Aw, but... Magnetman: No buts! Nightmare: You guys suck. Splash: Well, see ya Jerry! Crowrang: Actually. I had in mind that Jerry stay with us since Tom and Jerry has been cancelled and people like him as my
sidekick. All the teams have allies! He can be like our ally that isn't from Megaman. Its good for buisiness. Snipe: Fine. He can stay. But if there's a lack of cheese anytime soon, he's gone! Jerry: YAY! Narrator: And so, Crowrang and Boarski are the most popular people in the community for a day and then everyone forgets except
for Red Alert. But waht of Checked Out? Why is their name so gay? Why is Jimi Hendrix still doing..."the goods" if he knows
it killed him? How is back alive? Will Red Alert ever meet with Tool Stingray and Checked Out ever again?! I still haven't
answered many questions so forget about them and see if Red Alert ever meets Checked Out again!(Gasps and then passes out
from speaking so long with no breathes. Also he spoke so much because he rarely gets to come in and I like doing so...)
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