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Written by: Snipe Anteater
*Red Alert HQ. Tornado Tonion is online, while Snipe Anteater is reading Foundation (I actually am reading
it at the moment)*
 Tornado Tonion: Why isn't our site up yet? It's been almost a month since you came up with the idea.
 Snipe Anteater: I'm lazy, you know that. I'd like to see you try it. *ding dong*
Tornado Tonion: I'll get it.
Snipe Anteater: If it's those damn metools, give them a good Volt Tornado for me.
*Tornado Tonion opens the door, and sees Vanish Gungaroo*
Tornado Tonion: It's not the metools.
Snipe Anteater: That's a relief. Who is it, then?
 Vanish Gungaroo: Hi there. My name is Coriander, and I'm the new Vanish Gungaroo.
Snipe Anteater: So, we finally meet at last. How's life treating you?
Vanish Gungaroo: Not too well. I got kicked out of my last stand for fame. *flashback to American Idol*
Vanish Gungaroo: *off-key* Well, I watching the TV one night, when they came with a special report, about some devestaing
earthquake in Peru. There 30,000 people dead, even more were buried alive. On the richter scale, it measured 8.2. *end flashback*
Vanish Gungaroo: Richard Simmons liked me.
Snipe Anteater: Why did you have to sing that slow-paced Weird Al song?
Vanish Gungaroo: Because there are no lyrics to anything from the Megaman games.
Tornado Tonion: Yes there are. *cue Super Adventure Rockman opening theme*
Vanish Gungaroo: Hey, who's this guy?
Snipe Anteater: Oh, that's my brother, Tornado Tonion. I just call him Tonion.
Vanish Gungaroo: Then I shall call him T!
Tornado Tonion: It's six letters! How hard is it to pronounce six freaking letters?
Vanish Gungaroo: Shut up, T.
*Meanwhile, our first villian plots our doom*
 ???: So, people think that I'm not truly Megaman X, huh? Well, they will all see. I'll just find some mavericks to kill. When
I do, people won't know who to believe, and during the comotion, I shall kill X, the little faker. I am the one true Megaman,
Quint X!
*cue stupid evil laugh*
*Later that day, Searchman comes into the HQ. The team is sitting in front of
the computer watching a flash movie*
 Searchman: I came to bring back your Star Wars book.
Snipe Anteater: Yeah, just put it in the closet.
*Searchman opens the closet to see Tenguman hanging upside down*
 Tenguman: Are you among the living?
Searchman: *closing door* What the hell is Myone doing in your closet?
Snipe Anteater: Oh, he lives there now. Least I can do ever since I told him he couldn't be on the team. He's not upside down
again, is he?
Searchman: Yup.
Snipe Anteater: *trying to regain composure* Oy vey! *Searchman sits next to Vanish Gungaroo*
Tornado Tonion: Whatever happend to Myone, anyway? He used to be half-sane. Now he's just semi-sorta-kinda-sane.
Snipe Anteater: Well, I told him he couldn't join the team because he had too many identidies as it was. Two's a company,
three's a crowd, after all.
Searchman: Wait, doesn't Pointy have four?
Vanish Gungaroo: Yeah, but his profile says that he's kinda insane, so he doesn't count.
Searchman: By the way, can I join Red Alert?
Snipe Anteater: I don't know. I'm not really looking for people who are already on a team.
Searchman: I implore you to reconsider.
Snipe Anteater: Well, okay. Just change into your Splash Warfly trasmetal armour in the bathroom down the hall.
*Searchman
leaves to change*
Vanish Gungaroo: Why didn't Myone think of that?
Tornado Tonion: Maybe because he never saw Kung Pow.
*Searchman comes out, this time as Splash Warfly*
 Splash Warfly: How do I look?
Snipe Anteater: Red would be proud. Not Iceman Red, the maverick Red.
Splash Warfly: Yeah, I know. What are you guys watching?
Vanish Gungaroo: Oh, it's this nifty flash movie called IMP, International Moron Patrol. It's very funny.
Tornado Tonion: Maybe we should start over at episode one for our new member. I mean-
Alarm: Red Alert! Red Alert!
Snipe Anteater: I really need to change that. Computer! Bring up the enemy!
Computer: Radar-jammers are in place, radar
use is impossible.
Snipe Anteater: Well, this is a good time as ever to see what you guys can do. Red Alert, let's move!
*Red Alert moves
outside*
Snipe Anteater: OK, I'll snipe them from back here, you guys go and take whatever it is head on.
Tornado Tonion: Wait, you're saying that we have to go out there and risk our butts while you stay back here?
Snipe Anteater: Dude, I'm Snipe Anteater, in case you haven't noticed. I snipe people.
Vanish Gungaroo: But you might hit us!
Snipe Anteater: Fine, fine, fine. Let's all go together then.
 Quint X: Well, mavericks. You fell into my trap.
Splash Warfly: What trap? Who are you? We have no idea what you are talking about.
Quint X: Clever words. *fires a blast that misses by miles* I am Quint X. I am the true Mega Man. I have served the great
Dr. Wily twice before. And that makes me more important than you lot! You maverick rubbish!
Snipe Anteater: Wow. You must be really useless if you didn't even get you facts straight.
Quint X: Un-ac-ceptable! *as he says this, he fires a blast straight up into the air. It hits a metal beam which falls on
his head.*
Quint X: Augh! *brushes himself off* Come say that to my face, you little urchins!
Tornado Tonion: Uh, yeah. See, we already did.
Quint X: Well, you've made me mad. And if you make me mad, your lives are as good as gone.
Splash Warfly: Oh, gee. Real origional comeback.
Quint X: Enough talk! Metools, attack! *Quint X cloaks himself*
Snipe Anteater: This is a crisis, team. Our radar is being jammed, so we can't find him. What's more, those damn metools are
going to be trouble.
Vanish Gungaroo: I have an idea. Excuse me. *runs away*
Tornado Tonion: Vanish Gungaroo, wait! Stop! What are you doing?
Splash Warfly: Forget her. I have a plan of my own. You're probably wondering how I got to 21XX, right? Well, I'll show you.
*takes out walkie-talkie* Clown Man! Send me my EXE program, will ya?
 Clown Man: On it's way. What's the situation?
Splash Warfly: Well, I got my hands full, but what else is new?
Clown Man: Done. Here's your EXE program.
 Sword Man: Let me know when you get lonely, and I'll drop by.
Splash Warfly: Nah, all I need is the EXE program.
Clown Man: Transmission complete. It's all yours, Search!
*A teleporter beam comes in, and leaves a computer box a
few feet away from the group. The metools begin to surround it*
Splash Warfly: Great. Good to see the transmission system's targeting is a sterling as ever.
Tornado Tonion: Now what?
Vanish Gungaroo: Eat this, scumbags!
*Vanish Gungaroo appears in a Ride Armour. She starts blasting the hell out of
the metools*
Snipe Anteater: Now that's what I call a flashy enterance.
Splash Warfly: Great job! Now, jack me in!
Vanish Gungaroo: Alright. Be careful. Jack in! Splashwarfly.exe, execute! *nothing happens*
Snipe Anteater: *sweat drop* Um... None of the mavericks were ever made into an EXE form.
Vanish Gungaroo: Oh, right. Heh heh... *ahem* Jack in! Searchman.exe, execute! *Splash Warfly become Searchman.exe and jacks
into the radar jammer*
Searchman.exe: I'll take care of things in here. You guys take care of any metools outside. Just do me a favor and try not
to get hurt.
Snipe Anteater: Hey, just worry about not getting deleted, okay?
 Searchman.exe: Not a problem. *attacks the radar jammer centeral system. If starts to blow up from the inside*
Searchman.exe: Alright, jack out! *becomes Splash Warfly*
Tornado Tonion: Dude, you have to teach me how to do that.
Snipe Anteater: Great job. Radar's back online. Let's finish this fool! *the team fires their weapons right where the radar
tells them*
Quint X: How-? This is but the iceing on the cake, my friends. You shall know my true wrath soon.
Snipe Anteater: Yeah right. *throws an ant bomb onto Quint X*
Quint X: AHHHHHHH! Get it off of me, get it off of me, GET IT OFF OF ME! *runs away screaming like a little girl*
Snipe Anteater: Good work, team. Let's take a break. Icecream is on me.
That concludes our second epilouge. Thank you
for reading.
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